Fat Nerd Vanilla Porter

When the nerd's had a swill He'll get in your grill He's an arsehole He'll get in your face And he'll hold back an ace He's an arsehole When he says goodnight He'll say it with spite He's an arsehole He'll say he's your mate Then hit on your date He's an arsehole But when you feel like a prick And it's all gone to shit He's the arsehole Who'll take you aside And rebuild your pride What an arsehole Cause when the dust settles And tested your metal He's the arsehole To remember and revere Cause he loves a good beer 'Nerd's an arsehole