The Beancounter

He’s the acrobat of arithmetic, nerdy number cruncher, magician of money making debts disappear, the badass of bean counting. His humour and soul are as dark as this brew. He roasts the tax man as perfectly as Padre roasted these beans. He maximizes cash flow like he maximizes favor out of this malt bill. His books are as balanced as the flavours this malt bill and cold drip coffee provides.